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Citater fra brugsforvirringen

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Citater fra brugsforvirringen

Indlægaf Koldstart » lør feb 13, 2021 11:55 am

Sad og bladrede i min online instruktionsbog. Faldt over disse perler :D

"Spejlenes positioner justeres med indstillingsorganet i førerdørens betjeningspanel." ... Der kan man se. Min Volvo er åbenbart en organisme :o

Eller
"ADVARSEL Børn, andre passagerer eller genstande kan komme i klemme i bevægelige dele." ... Kender det godt. Ikke så snart har man fået tjek på solbriller, paraply og øvrige genstande, før svigermor eller mellemste rolling sidder fast i Volvoens bevægelige dele (Venstre forhjul?)" :D

Eller overskrift
"Betjeningsorganer og horn på rattet" ... Lyder nærmest som om Volvo er blevet forladt af konen og nu er overladt til at betjene sig selv :oops:

Kan godt være at instruktionsbogen ofte kaldes "Verdens mindst læste bog". Men den har altså nogen sproglige guldkorn ;)
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Re: Citater fra brugsforvirringen

Indlægaf ivor » lør feb 13, 2021 14:52 pm

De har nok brugt google translate og sparet nogle medarbejdere
væk.
Jeg har også set i en instruktionsbog til en Ducati hvor de skrev:
Never start a cold engine :D
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